I was just informed by my wife that, due to the nature of the baby bouncing on her bladder every hour (Smoosh), and my snoring every other hour, (ZZZZZ), and the dog having to go out and piddle at 4 am every morning (grrrrr! grrr, GRRRRR, GRRRRRR!), she is only getting an hour of sleep at a time during the night. She desires more, oh, so much more.
She desires sleep aids that work safely and as directed, she desires the baby to adapt to an all night sleeping schedule. She desires so much. She desires the burps and prenatal hiccups to simmer down. She desires clothes to fit properly and she desires deep fried oreo's at 4 in the morning. I take that back and quote her "I DO NOOOOT!) Scowl!
Ode to the child that is coming into our lives. He will be loved and be amazing. Now if I could just give my wife the support she needs while minimizing my snoring at 4am, then we'd be good..... as of this morning , we r not! I'll blame the gardner.....
Update: we r good, it's just her lack of sleep that is the problem.....
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